Expressions Engraved - Official Two Shits Jar Garden nylon and spandex with phrases

nylon and spandex with phrases that are guaranteed to make you laugh

Notes of apple & mulled fruits with spicy cinnamon sticks

Customized to say "Columbia County

We do not recommend ironing your linens but if you must

chop or mince herbs directly into a pan or over a plate for garnishing

Expressions Engraved - Official Two Shits Jar Garden nylon and spandex with phrasesAre you about done with today.. and possibly tomorrow as well? Do you have very few fucks left to give! Never fear the Official Two Shits Jar is here! Pop the cork and your shits are ready to give. Get one for yourself and for a friend or two! "Official Two Shits Jar" is laser engraved on a brown leather patch attached to the jar by a strong 3m double sided tape. Cork lid is easy to remove when you have to give a fuck. Cute jute cord and a little